twyllodrus:

anyway le bien qui fait mal remains to be the epitome of bisexual hellscape fever dream™ if i’ve ever seen one

poploppege-historystories:

Hot take: Le Bein Qui Fait Mal from Mozart L'opera Rock and Toxic by Brittney Spears are cut from the same cloth

hertzing:

antoni: apparently you’ve never used salt before, so here’s a great recipe!

tan: you should wear more than one tshirt

karamo: maybe go outside! here’s some theatre tickets

jonathan: did u know you can trim your beard and also use moisturiser

bobby: I Spent Seven Days Renovating Your Entire Nasty, Unclean House For Almost No Thanks

annaobyrne:

self care is suing andrew lloyd webber for a million dollars and using the money to build a pool called ‘the andrew lloyd webber memorial pool’ in your backyard